Let me introduce you to a very good friend of mine, Paul the Octopus. Paul has a special power. He's psychic. If you are a frequently on Twitter and Facebook, and you watch the FIFA World Cup while you do any of these two things, you should know who Paul is.
Paul lives in Berlin, Germany, in an underwater aquarium. You might be the skeptical type who says, "He's just an octopus. How can he be the FIFA Oracle?" I beg to differ. This eight-legged sea creature has predicted all of Germany's matches correctly except for one.
Paul's predictions are carried out on live television. Two containers which carry the flags of two teams are placed inside his tank. At the very bottom of each container is a mussel, Paul's food. Whichever container Paul reaches into first will be the winner.
Paul knew that Germany would own England. Paul was sure that Argentina would go home crying and Maradona's clothes were still on XD
BUT.
There's one thing Paul will definitely get wrong. Spain vs Germany. Paul inadvertently picked Spain over Germany. And he will pay. I quote my friend, Kevin.
Kevin Lim: Spain :) sad octopus if germany loses. They're gonna kill it and make sushi bento.
But I have a different kind of torture. Hehe.
I want you to remember the look on his face. Because in the next picture, he'll be gone.
*Flush*
